Lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons . . .
A. make lemonade
B. Make grape juice and watch the world wonder at how you did it.
C. Say, “Oh, yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?”
D. Squirt lemon juice at Life and all your other enemies.
E. Dye the lemons blue, call them Rare Amazonian Blue Lemons, and sell them at $2 million each.
F. Build a lemonade stand and use the profits to buy a machine gun. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
G. Trade it for a less sour fruit, like apples or something . . .
H. Wing them right back and add some lemons of your own.
I. Genetically modify them and use your Super Lemons to take over the world!
J. Collect them. One day Life will stop and you will have the world’s largest lemon collection!
K. Give them to Dumbledore. He’ll make them into Lemon Drops for you.
L. Life gave you lemons? Dude, I got strawberries!
M. Keep them, because, hey! They’re free lemons!
N. Stop whining. Kids in Africa are starving!
O. Shut up and eat the stupid lemons.
P. Moose?
Q. Find a beer, throw a party, and for goodness’ sake, don’t forget to invite me!
R. Bring one to school. When the teacher asks you why you have a lemon on your desk, yell, “Hey! Do I ask you why you have a friggin’ apple on YOURS?”
S. Wait for karma to get back on Life. It’ll happen eventually.
T. A guy named Life tried to give you lemons? Don’t take them, they’re probably stolen.
U. Make Sour Patch Candy. Who needs lemonade?
V. Plant a lemon orchard. Then use the profits from the lemon orchard to buy a lime orchard. This secures your future as a citrus fruit farmer.
W. Squirrel!
X. Play Lemonshmear. Reference Cheaper by the Dozen for details (Only use lemons instead of apples)
Y. Make Lemon Meringues out of them and sell them for an enormous profit.
Z. Suck happily on the lemon like you’re five years old and can be distracted by a—Ooooh, shiny!